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Alaskan Thunderfuck Sativa
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Premium Indoor Cannabis Flower
No Cutting Agents, No Harmful Pesticides
2018 Farm Bill Compliant
Wide Spectrum Organic Cannabis
Contains THC and may appear on a drug test.
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This product is handcrafted from 100% USDA natural cannabis hemp flower. There is only one plant and we celebrate it's true nature. *If you are sensitive to THC, please do not purchase this product, or if you do use with caution! Please be responsible with this product and consume in the comfort of your home.
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About This Strain
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Alaskan Thunder Fuck, also known as ATF, Matanuska Thunder Fuck, or Matanuska Tundra, is a bold and electrifying sativa-dominant hybrid (70% Sativa, 30% Indica) with legendary roots tracing back to Alaska’s rugged Matanuska Valley.
A genetic marvel, ATF is believed to be a cross between a Northern California sativa and a Russian ruderalis, later infused with Afghani genetics in the late ‘70s to enhance its resilience and depth.
This strain is not for the faint of heart—it’s a full-throttle wake-up call that hits with arctic force and leaves a lasting impression.
Visually, Alaskan Thunder Fuck is a frosted spectacle. The buds are oversized and glisten with a thick coating of snowy-white trichomes, broken up by fiery orange pistils and flashes of deep green. It’s a wild-looking flower that lives up to its name.
Crack open a jar and you're met with an unfiltered blast of aroma: pungent skunk, sharp diesel, and hints of menthol and pine. There’s also an unmistakable funk reminiscent of overripe bananas and citrus zest, creating a nose-wrinkling but oddly addictive terpene profile. On the inhale, bold flavors of orange peel, spicy hash, and diesel roll across the tongue, leaving a warm, peppery finish that lingers like campfire smoke in the Alaskan air.
Effects hit fast and evolve quickly. ATF kicks off with an exhilarating cerebral lift—clear, creative, and slightly euphoric. Expect a sudden burst of energy and chatter, ideal for social settings, brainstorming sessions, or powering through tasks. Users often report heightened sensory perception and a creeping body buzz that arrives just in time to balance the mental blast. As the experience unfolds, a mellow relaxation seeps in—soothing, but never sedating.
Whether you’re chasing creative flow, a social spark, or just want to ride a legendary high from the far north, Alaskan Thunder Fuck delivers a euphoric expedition through mind and body.
Elevated Status:
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Strain: Sativa-Dominant Hybrid
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Total Cannabinoids: 33% Total
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Effects: Euphoric, Energetic, Creative, Talkative, Uplifting, Appetite-Stimulating
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*May Help With: Depression, Stress, Fatigue, Pain, Anorexia, Nausea
- Terpene Profile: Diesel, Skunk, Citrus, Banana, Pine, Menthol, Spicy
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