LIMITED SUPPLY SMALL BATCH
Premium Indoor Cannabis Flower
No Cutting Agents, No Harmful Pesticides
2018 Farm Bill Compliant
Wide Spectrum Organic Cannabis
Contains THC and may appear on a drug test.
MUST BE 21+ TO ORDER | AGE IS VERIFIED AT CHECK-OUT
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Gram Limit On $5.00 Grams is x10
Warning: Do not take if allergic to cannabis, or related products.
*Please keep this product out of the reach of children and animals.
*This might affect your capability to operate machinery or drive.
This product is not for use by or sale to persons under 21+.
This product should be used only as directed on the label and the product listing page.
Consult a physician before use if you have a severe medical condition or use prescription medications. A Doctor's advice should be sought before using this and any supplemental dietary product.
Consult your healthcare provider before taking if you are pregnant, nursing, or have any medical concerns. It is not recommended for use should you be pregnant or nursing.
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The FDA has not evaluated these statements. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease.
Individual weight loss results will vary. Using this site, you agree to follow the Privacy Policy and all Terms & Conditions printed on this site—Void Where Prohibited by Law.
* The products available on this site contain a maximum of 0.3% Δ9-THC or less.
Our packaging adapts as our company evolves and government laws change.
It may vary depending on the order amount, regardless of what is shown in the photo. The precise weights are indicated on the displayed page as well as at the checkout.
Additionally, the images are regularly updated to align with our current flower batches.
Monthly Recurring Charges.
All monthly recurring charges (MRC) related to provided membership subscription will be charged every 30 days starting today for the month of Tribe Services, which are subject to an MRC, and may be canceled at any time. In the event that Siesta G cancels any service for which an MRC applies, the discontinuation will become effective on the next monthly billing date.
“MRC” means monthly recurring charges, which shall commence upon the Effective Date, according to the rates outlined in the Terms and Services Agreement.
This product is handcrafted from 100% USDA natural cannabis hemp flower. There is only one plant and we celebrate it's true nature. *If you are sensitive to THC, please do not purchase this product, or if you do use with caution! Please be responsible with this product and consume in the comfort of your home.
Before purchasing premium cannabis hemp flower, please ensure that you are complying with your state and local laws. Full-Spectrum Terpenes, 100% Hemp-Derived Buds range in size from medium to small and are slowly cold cured for the perfect cure and moisture content
This product contains industrial Lab Tested (Cannabis Hemp Flower) that was grown pursuant to state and federal law (Containing not more than 0.3% delta-9 THC on a dry weight basis) by licensed farmers in accordance with the industrial Hemp provisions of the Agricultural Act of 2018 (known as the "Farm Act") and its state law counterparts thus it is not subject to regulation, or control, under the Federal Controlled Substances Act.
*No Cutting Agents, VG, PG, PEG, Vitamin E, MCT, or Spraying.
- Caution* Hemp flower is intended for experienced cannabis users.
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The buds of Blue Nerds are truly a feast for the eyes. These grape-shaped, fluffy forest green nugs are accented with rich purple undertones that give them a unique and alluring appearance. They are adorned with a dense coating of super thin, bright orange hairs and covered in a sparkling layer of frosty, deep purple-tinted white crystal trichomes, giving the buds a glittering effect. Breaking apart these gorgeous little nuggets releases a burst of vibrant, uplifting aromas. You’ll detect sour, citrusy lemon notes mingling with the crisp, tangy scent of Granny Smith apples and the deliciously sweet, fruity aroma of fresh blueberries.
The flavor profile of Blue Nerds is just as exquisite as its aroma. Each puff delivers a medley of fruity flavors, blending sugary blueberries, tart green apples, and the juicy sweetness of ripe melons. This combination makes for a smooth, refreshing, and truly enjoyable smoking or vaping experience that lingers on the palate long after the first exhale.
The effects of Blue Nerds are just as balanced and delightful as its flavor and appearance. This strain offers a harmonious mix of mental and physical benefits, delivering a happy, soothing vibe that energizes the mind while relaxing the body. Almost immediately, you’ll feel a sense of euphoria and mental clarity, leaving you uplifted, focused, and brimming with creativity. This makes Blue Nerds an excellent choice for tackling artistic projects, brainstorming new ideas, or engaging in meaningful conversations. At the same time, its calming physical effects help to ease tension and stress, making it ideal for unwinding after a long day or simply enjoying some quiet moments of relaxation.
Whether you’re seeking inspiration, a mood boost, or just a flavorful way to relax, Blue Nerds is a strain that delivers on all fronts. It’s a wonderful reminder to embrace joy, stay present, and let your creative energy flow freely, making it a favorite for both novice and seasoned cannabis users alike.
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I can’t say how many times i’ve gone to siesta g since i found out about it almost 2 months ago. i’ve bought weed from everywhere as a teenager but as an adult and business man i don’t really shake the same hands anymore so it’s been amazing being able to come to such a quality and professional place. everyone there is polite highly knowlegable and always willing to share information to make me help an informed decision. Keep making history!
My favorite preroll out right now 😮💨❤️ it’s indica but still perfect for daytime. Love all the pre rolls but nothing beats the taste of Wedding Cake for me .
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Lemon Cherry Gelato at Siesta G Smack has a creamy texture and a delightful combination of tangy lemon and sweet cherry flavors. I love this cannabis strain because it is uplifting without being too overwhelming, and the effects last for a few hours. Plus, it smells great! I would definitely recommend this strain to anyone looking for an energizing and enjoyable experience. Thanks, Siesta G!
I go to Siesta G twice a week. I always receive awesome service and products!
Great strain and great taste Hybrid/Indica , awesome head and body buzz, this is one must try
Out of all the brands I've tried Siesta G is on top. Most potent product I've had. The watermelon gummies Took away any anxiety I had. The staff is super sweet. Congrats BG! I definitely will be getting more when I can🙃
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