LIMITED SUPPLY SMALL BATCH
Premium Indoor Cannabis Flower
No Cutting Agents, No Harmful Pesticides
2018 Farm Bill Compliant
Wide Spectrum Organic Cannabis
Contains THC and may appear on a drug test.
MUST BE 21+ TO ORDER | AGE IS VERIFIED AT CHECK-OUT
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Gram Limit On $5.00 Grams is x10
Warning: Do not take if allergic to cannabis, or related products.
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* The products available on this site contain a maximum of 0.3% Δ9-THC or less.
Our packaging adapts as our company evolves and government laws change.
It may vary depending on the order amount, regardless of what is shown in the photo. The precise weights are indicated on the displayed page as well as at the checkout.
Additionally, the images are regularly updated to align with our current flower batches.
Monthly Recurring Charges.
All monthly recurring charges (MRC) related to provided membership subscription will be charged every 30 days starting today for the month of Tribe Services, which are subject to an MRC, and may be canceled at any time. In the event that Siesta G cancels any service for which an MRC applies, the discontinuation will become effective on the next monthly billing date.
“MRC” means monthly recurring charges, which shall commence upon the Effective Date, according to the rates outlined in the Terms and Services Agreement.
This product is handcrafted from 100% USDA natural cannabis hemp flower. There is only one plant and we celebrate it's true nature. *If you are sensitive to THC, please do not purchase this product, or if you do use with caution! Please be responsible with this product and consume in the comfort of your home.
Before purchasing premium cannabis hemp flower, please ensure that you are complying with your state and local laws. Full-Spectrum Terpenes, 100% Hemp-Derived Buds range in size from medium to small and are slowly cold cured for the perfect cure and moisture content
This product contains industrial Lab Tested (Cannabis Hemp Flower) that was grown pursuant to state and federal law (Containing not more than 0.3% delta-9 THC on a dry weight basis) by licensed farmers in accordance with the industrial Hemp provisions of the Agricultural Act of 2018 (known as the "Farm Act") and its state law counterparts thus it is not subject to regulation, or control, under the Federal Controlled Substances Act.
*No Cutting Agents, VG, PG, PEG, Vitamin E, MCT, or Spraying.
- Caution* Hemp flower is intended for experienced cannabis users.
Learn More About Our Premium Cannabis Indoor Flower
Originally bred by Royal Queen Seeds, this strain was designed to deliver powerful relaxation, strong yields, and a dependable, no-nonsense experience that appeals to both seasoned consumers and therapeutic users alike.
Visually, Critical produces dense, chunky buds with a lime-to-olive green base, thick trichome coverage, and scattered brown-orange pistils. The structure is compact and resin-rich, signaling its potency before the first grind.
The aroma is unmistakably earthy and pungent. Strong woody and nutty notes dominate, backed by hints of pine resin and a slightly tar-like, old-world skunk funk. There’s a subtle sweetness underneath the heaviness, but this strain leans bold and grounding rather than fruity or dessert-forward.
Flavor mirrors the nose closely. Expect a deep, woody inhale layered with nutty earth and pine, followed by a darker, slightly tarred finish that lingers on the palate. It’s rich, robust, and nostalgic—perfect for those who appreciate classic cannabis profiles.
Effects come on steadily and settle in fast. A wave of calm spreads through the body, loosening muscles and easing tension almost immediately. Mental chatter softens, giving way to a peaceful, content headspace. As the experience deepens, sedation becomes more pronounced, often accompanied by a mellow euphoria and a lightly arousing undertone before drifting toward sleep. This makes Critical an excellent choice for evenings, stress relief, or winding down after a demanding day.
Elevated Status:
Strain: Indica-Dominant Hybrid
Total Cannabinoids: 25%
Effects: Relaxed, Sleepy, Euphoric, Calming, Aroused
May Help With: Chronic Pain, Insomnia, Stress, Depression, Fatigue
Terpene Profile: Earthy & Woody — Myrcene (sedation & muscle relaxation), Pinene (mental clarity & grounding), Terpinolene (calming balance)
Every time I come in here, it’s a whole new adventure. The staff are always so friendly. They really go out of the way to make every customer feel like family.
I’m a stage 4 breast cancer patient. I contacted Siesta G because I wanted to transition from narcotics to hemp after surgery last week. They picked out amazing products that are helping me relax and feel less pain during recovery. My oncologist is on board, and I am grateful
Super Nova was by no doubt one nice....smooth relaxing mood. Looking forward a lean back strain......... check out this Super Nova.
Wow, I’m so impressed with the speed of delivery!
Now to the product, packaged well & the taste is good, 3 hits & Im happy! Will be an ongoing customer!
they also keep you up to date with there deals and any special offer , like Black Friday !!! Keep up your amazing business. Congratulations to you all .
If you like to drink alcohol, try their thc drinks. I got the 50g one and some green Crack. Yo the flavor wasn't all that but before I realized it i felt the way I would if I were tipsy. And the next morning I didn't feel groggy or my appetite wasn't weird like when you have too much tequila or vodka. this can keep you alcohol free...
My co worker told me about Siesta G and I was a bit skeptical but after my second purchase I am a fan. Fast, friendly service with great products at affordable prices 🥰👍🏾😜
i been going siestag for over 2 year . love the people that work there . there stuff are great .
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Keith M
Always a great experience and the products never disappoints me.
I highly recommend SIESTA at all times.
I cannot recommend this place highly enough (pun not really intended, but that's ok too!). Absolutely, hands down the best dispensary I've ever visited!!
I love this place. LOVE! Great prices. Top tier variety. The staff is helpful and amazingly kind.
Every time I go in there all the help. I need great customer service. Very happy with the way I’m treated and the products.
I'm a disabled dude who has a hard time getting around so when I found out that I could get your products in the mail that was a game changer for sure. I appreciate the kind service when I go in and I appreciate the quickness that I received my package the next day, it's just amazing.
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